Ronaldo vs Mbappe: The Battle of the Superstars at Euro 2024

In a clash of the titans, Portugal's Cristiano Ronaldo, who seems to have been playing since the dawn of time, will take on France's Kylian Mbappe, who was still in diapers when CR7 began his professional career. It is the Ronaldo vs Mbappe show!

Ronaldo Vs Mbappe

Mbappe, recently signed by Real Madrid from Paris Saint-Germain, has scored an astonishing 256 goals in just 308 appearances. That's more than the number of hairs left on Ronaldo's head. The French phenom, wearing a protective mask to shield his nose, is still getting used to it, much like the rest of us are getting used to his extraordinary talent.

As for Ronaldo, the 39-year-old has yet to find the net at Euro 2024, despite taking more shots than a frat party attendee. He even had a penalty saved by Slovenia's Jan Oblak, who probably just wanted to go home and take a nap. However, the Portuguese legend managed to score in the subsequent shootout, proving he still has some magic left in those creaky legs.

Ronaldo has already confirmed that this "is, without doubt, my last Euros," which is probably a good thing considering he's older than the trophy itself. But he'll be desperate to continue his record of scoring in every Euros he's played in, even if it means using a walker to get onto the pitch.

So, buckle up for what could be a classic showdown between two of the game's all-time greats. Or it could turn into a comedy of errors as two aging superstars try to keep up with the pace of the modern game. Either way, it's sure to be entertaining.